Gender Discourse Enthusiast Mugs

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Corporate Punishment.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

"Our tribe is like most others. The men hunt and the women gather."

Cocktails and Beer

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

Dudaism

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

"You're a man among men, and that's not meant as a compliment."

Portions of the following program may offend women, but you guys are going to love it!

"I'm a woman...and yourself?"

"What do women really want?

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

'Which are we?'

Part Time Woman Wanted.

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

'Equality'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'I'm a male ladybug , , , is that a topic for a Jerry Springer show or what'

Can't We All Just Get Along?