Gender Discourse Enthusiast Prints

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Corporate Punishment.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

Cocktails and Beer

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

"Our tribe is like most others. The men hunt and the women gather."

Dudaism

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

"You're a man among men, and that's not meant as a compliment."

Portions of the following program may offend women, but you guys are going to love it!

"I'm a woman...and yourself?"

"What do women really want?

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

Part Time Woman Wanted.

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

'Which are we?'

'Equality'

'...And I'll have the business woman's lunch.'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

Can't We All Just Get Along?