Gender Discourse Followers Prints

Portions of the following program may offend women, but you guys are going to love it!

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

A shared passion

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

Bullets and Cowets

"Nato is brain dead!"

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'You're a typical male chauvinist pig!' 'And you're feisty... I like that in my women.'

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

'We just received this photo of a toilet from Curiosity. It appears the seat has been left up, providing more evidence that men are from Mars.'

Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

vive la difference

"How dare you! I actually identify as a pretty girl!"

Gender.

"All these years I've been meaning to ask. . . are you male or female?"

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

Transvestite restrooms.

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

'The difference between a small boy and a wallnut? About two IQ points.'

The Himalayas vs the Heralayas

"You know...I don't understand girls."

"I dunno, but I get the feeling it could be a girl..."