Gender Discourse Followers Pillows

Portions of the following program may offend women, but you guys are going to love it!

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

A shared passion

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

Tender Identity Crisis

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

"Nato is brain dead!"

Bullets and Cowets

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

'You're a typical male chauvinist pig!' 'And you're feisty... I like that in my women.'

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'

'We just received this photo of a toilet from Curiosity. It appears the seat has been left up, providing more evidence that men are from Mars.'

"How dare you! I actually identify as a pretty girl!"

Transvestite restrooms.

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

"All these years I've been meaning to ask. . . are you male or female?"

Gender.

vive la difference

Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

"You know...I don't understand girls."

The Himalayas vs the Heralayas

'The difference between a small boy and a wallnut? About two IQ points.'