Girltalk Guru Mugs

"Sometimes I really hate my ex-husband!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Create some buzz!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

'My market doesn't understand me.'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"I can't believe you made it past our bitch receptionist."

Wine Talking

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"I only told a few friends."