Flirty Chat Enthusiast Mugs

'Fill 'er up!'

You are my sunshine!

Woman on the phone.

'Shuck me.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"It's taken care of - they all chipped in!"

'Why, Mr. Gallagher, splattery will get you everywhere!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

My company just cut our pension plan. I can help with that, m'lady. I'm Recession Man! You can bring back our pension? I can bring you lots of back rubs. Can you at least kick the tar out of the executives who cut our retirement benefits? Lady, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Batman! I hate to talk about another superhero, but he doesn't bathe. The Adventures of Recession Man.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Foxy Lady

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

'Wow, how tall are you?. . . Let's talk about the eight inches.'

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

Airport Literature

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'