Chatting Enthusiast Mugs

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Woman on the phone.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Attention Span Man

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

"Let's just do the top layer."

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"You're not even listening!"

"Hey, keep it down, we're trying to have a conversation."

'We've just learned to speak and now you're not talking to me?'