Chat Group Enthusiast Mugs

'Good boy! I won't bite you today! My human behavior chat group says positive reinforcement works best.'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Woman on the phone.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Communication

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"If low wages were good for business, Bangladesh would have one of the best economies in the world."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

Airport Literature

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

parrot can't stand small squawk

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.