Group Chat Enthusiast Mugs

"Before we begin, I am obligated to remind you that anything you do or say can be used against you in a group chat with all my friends."

"Death by 1,000 Texts"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Woman on the phone.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Communication

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Airport Literature

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

parrot can't stand small squawk

It came from the group thread

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

'Carol, do you understand how your obsession with internet chat rooms might make Frank uncomfortable?... Carol??'