Resolution Minimalist Gifts

"'I'll try to wear socks that match' is not setting the bar very high for a New Year's resolution."

(Camel paintings)

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Mediation Process

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

January Joiner

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."