Minimalist Movie Buff Gifts

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

That shows business confidence.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Film Star Robert de Niro

Draw!

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Hoarder."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

The Lion fantasizing about eating Toto.

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"Quick Dad, I need to borrow the car?"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

A spy

When lice dream.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."