Minimalist Theatergoer Gifts

"Well, the tickets sure as hell weren't minimal."

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

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