Minimalist Theatergoer Gifts

"Well, the tickets sure as hell weren't minimal."

That shows business confidence.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

New from Low-Key Press.

"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."