Digital Minimalists Gifts

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

"I gotta boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I've never tweeted before?"

"Good morning, 555-00-6742, makes 73,000 a year, has 3 credit cards."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

(Camel paintings)

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Less is more.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."