Tech Minimalists Gifts

The Ungooglable Man

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

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"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

Less is more.