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The Ungooglable Man

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

(Camel paintings)

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."