Digital Minimalism Advocate Gifts

"Being falsely accused on social media has left my life largely unchanged."

Prisoner of technology.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"Hoarder."

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"It's called 'Sold'."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

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'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."