Digital Minimalism Fan Gifts

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

That shows business confidence.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Hoarder."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Less is more.