Internet Minimalist T-Shirts

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

All Natural Nothing

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

Less is more.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."