Digital Minimalist Hopeful T-Shirts

"Don't open me, you fool!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I didn't spark joy."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

cuPad

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Life after death

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"It's called 'Sold'."