Digital Minimalist Hopeful Pillows

"Don't open me, you fool!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I didn't spark joy."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Binary Man

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Life after death

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

cuPad

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"It's called 'Sold'."