Digital Minimalist Wannabe Pillows

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I didn't spark joy."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"Hoarder."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Less is more.

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

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