Digital Minimalist Wannabe Mugs

At a 12 step program for overcoming cell phone addiction.

"I didn't spark joy."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"Hoarder."

"It's called 'Sold'."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

Life stripped bare

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."