Style Minimalist Mugs

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Marcello Mastroianni.

Paperless office.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Horn of Plenty.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

High Tech/Low Tech.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."