Shopping Minimalist Mugs

Nothing really changed. He still hated shopping.

"They opened one of these near my sister. She claims she saves a bundle shopping there."

"Looks like we found the issue."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Less is more.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.