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Nothing really changed. He still hated shopping.

"They opened one of these near my sister. She claims she saves a bundle shopping there."

"Looks like we found the issue."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Horn of Plenty.

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."