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'Tv dinner'

"Scented torches? Do I look like a King who'd want scented torches?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

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"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Hoarder."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Less is more.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."