Luxury Minimalist Gifts

'Tv dinner'

"Scented torches? Do I look like a King who'd want scented torches?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Typewriters and Laptops.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Hoarder."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

High Tech/Low Tech.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

Does that shirt signal the dawn of a new day for you, Al? Yeah ... Laundry day.

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

I could have tinkered with it forever, but at some point you have to stop and call art finished.

"The secret to creating great art is knowing when to stop."