Minimalist Wanderer Gifts

"All I have is tofu."

I'm more interested in experiences than things, honestly.

The experienced backpacker.

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."