Minimalist Seeker Gifts

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

'They all said get it while you can so I got it when I could and now that I have it I don't want it anymore.'

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

The experienced backpacker.

That shows business confidence.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

Man showing in the rain.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Not to mention the park view."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"