Minimalist Dreamers Gifts

Things that don't spark joy

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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"Not to mention the park view."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

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"Hoarder."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"It's called 'Sold'."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Life stripped bare

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Less is more.

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"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."