Minimalist Dreamers Gifts

Things that don't spark joy

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Not to mention the park view."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"It's called 'Sold'."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."