Minimalist Aspirant Gifts

Not the target demographic

That shows business confidence.

"I didn't spark joy."

Man showing in the rain.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Hoarder."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Less is more.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

'Watch yourself.'