Minimalist Aspirant Gifts

Not the target demographic

That shows business confidence.

"I didn't spark joy."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Hoarder."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Less is more.

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"