Aspiring Minimalist Gifts

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'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

"I didn't spark joy."

Recycling bank for illusions,

Yes, dear, eventually you'll 'have it all,' so let's begin planning where you'll put it.

Dear Diary. . . New Year's Resolutions: lose weight, drink less, spend less on clothes. . . stop kidding myself!

That shows business confidence.

Man showing in the rain.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Not much money, glory, or praise

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Hoarder."

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Less is more.

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

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"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"