Aspiring Minimalist Prints

Careers advisor

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

"I didn't spark joy."

Recycling bank for illusions,

Yes, dear, eventually you'll 'have it all,' so let's begin planning where you'll put it.

Dear Diary. . . New Year's Resolutions: lose weight, drink less, spend less on clothes. . . stop kidding myself!

That shows business confidence.

Man showing in the rain.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"Hoarder."

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Less is more.

Life stripped bare

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Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'