Aspiring Minimalists Gifts

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

That shows business confidence.

"I didn't spark joy."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"Hoarder."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"It's called 'Sold'."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

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"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Life stripped bare

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

Less is more.