Minimalist Adventurer Gifts

The experienced backpacker.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

Pop-up guy in a pop-up house in a pop-up town

"Sure we like it, but we're back to sweating the small stuff again."

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"There now, isn't this better than lugging around that whole bag of silly clubs when you only need one?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"When did she start crawling?"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Outside with that!'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"