Slow Motion Enthusiasts Gifts

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

Snail

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

'In denial and loving it!'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Adult School. You're teaching the history of animated cartoons? What did you teach tonight? I taught "I taw a puddy tat."

"Of all the times to stall."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Speed Checked By Radar.

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

Boris Bike

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

'I thought he'd never leave!'

'Who greased our slope?'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

"Wver notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?"

The Roadrunner