Slow Motion Gifts

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"We haven't danced in ages."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

"Anyone home?"

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

'I thought he'd never leave!'

'Are you a football fan?'

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

"I am running!"

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

'On your mark...'

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

"What a shell!"

Minutes before two sloths collide

I told you not to stop so fast.

"I love watching these things wizz past."

'I won't be around, but think, Billy - you will see the end of this race in your lifetime!'

Snail