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'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

Snail

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'In denial and loving it!'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"Of all the times to stall."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

Speed Checked By Radar.

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

Boris Bike

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

'I thought he'd never leave!'

'Who greased our slope?'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

"Wver notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?"

"I am running!"

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."