Slow Motion Admirers T-Shirts

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

Snail Display Today

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Speed Checked By Radar.

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

Boris Bike

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

"Anyone home?"

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

Perpetual Motion.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"Hmmm... that's more like it!"

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'I thought he'd never leave!'

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."

"I am running!"

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

2012 earthquake

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

I wasn't screening my calls! I just can't make it to the phone before the machine picks up!

"What a shell!"

'Next semester, we're having art time after lunch.'

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."