Slow Motion Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I won't be around, but think, Billy - you will see the end of this race in your lifetime!'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"I am running!"

I told you not to stop so fast.

'I thought he'd never leave!'

"I love watching these things wizz past."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

"Anyone home?"

Boris Bike

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"I've always worked from home."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."

'On your mark...'

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

Minutes before two sloths collide