Slow-motion Replay Aficionado T-Shirts

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Before instant replay.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

Boris Bike

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'I thought he'd never leave!'

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

"I am running!"

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

'Here's a film we've only seen five times this year!'

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

'On your mark...'

Television With Video

'It's the final lap, Jerry! He looks tired! ooze around him! ooze around him!'

Weeeeeeeee - snail on turtle.

"But ask yourself, do you really need high speed broadband?"

'In tonight's dumbed-down concert, everything will be played very slowly.'

"I love watching these things wizz past."

Turtle rings doorbell of another turtle.