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'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Scarpia from Tosca

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Young Montague's full of himself."