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"This whole musical group thing just isn't working. And besides, I don't think Gracie's heart is in it anymore."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Scarpia from Tosca

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

True Story Movie

Drama Llama

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

Scientific Method Acting

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Mistress Talking to Maid

'I give it six months.'

'Safe!'

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."