Slow-motion Replay Aficionado Gifts

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Before instant replay.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

Boris Bike

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'I thought he'd never leave!'

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'I'm looking for the Betamax department?'

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."

"I am running!"

'Here's a film we've only seen five times this year!'

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

'On your mark...'

Television With Video

'It's the final lap, Jerry! He looks tired! ooze around him! ooze around him!'

I told you not to stop so fast.

Weeeeeeeee - snail on turtle.

Turtle rings doorbell of another turtle.

'In tonight's dumbed-down concert, everything will be played very slowly.'

"But ask yourself, do you really need high speed broadband?"