Stop-motion Enthusiast Gifts

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Man running in a hamster wheel

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Disney will flip!"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'What could you expect? His owner kept calling him a bad dog!'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

Looney Trump

"Mom, I got the job!"

'Do you guys ever do real art or just cartoons?'

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

'The idiot's drawn us in the wrong aspect ration!'

Dumbo in Space

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'