Stop-motion Enthusiast Gifts

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Man running in a hamster wheel

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Disney will flip!"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'What could you expect? His owner kept calling him a bad dog!'

William Wallace and Gromit

"Mom, I got the job!"

'Do you guys ever do real art or just cartoons?'

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

'The idiot's drawn us in the wrong aspect ration!'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

Dumbo in Space

Looney Trump

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'