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'I know they're flesh-eating zombies, but I had to let them in - they brought wine.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Ghost School.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Night of the Zombonies.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

He looks so natural lying there...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Zombies.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Astral Projection

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Check zombies.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Get a tomb!"

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"