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Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

Love at First Sight

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Astral Projection

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Ghost puddle

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

Halloween Support Group

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Telekinetics on strike...

"Which one is yours?"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Witches at a cauldron.

Fear of Flying Seminar