Spooky Story Reader Gifts

What a pity!

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Scared trick or treaters flee from Dracula's house.

'The wife has me on a strict 'O Negative' diet.'

"Can I borrow a book about me?"

Love at First Sight

The Runaway Horse

Night of the Latkes

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Ghost School.

Chiller Theatre

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Knights of the bedside table.

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Ghost puddle

Tim Burton

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Halloween Support Group

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"For drinks or dinner?"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."