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What a pity!

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Scared trick or treaters flee from Dracula's house.

'The wife has me on a strict 'O Negative' diet.'

"Can I borrow a book about me?"

Love at First Sight

The Runaway Horse

Night of the Latkes

Ghost School.

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Knights of the bedside table.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Tim Burton

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'