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A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"Gentlemen, this is Mr. Griscom, Super Films' new horror expert."

A Ghost

Food & Spirits.

Love at First Sight

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Night of the Latkes

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Out To Lurch

The Poky Little Pupa.

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Ghost puddle

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Halloween Support Group

Marley had a little lamb

'There's an imposter among us!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Rapunzcow

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page